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The New Yorker: A Storm Trooper Reconsiders His Support for Snoke

Posted: Thu Jan 11, 2018 3:56 pm
by Moderhinke
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I'm just a Storm Trooper grunt, seventeen years in the service, so I don’t follow politics all that closely, you know? I fight the Resistance, I hyperspace home six parsecs to my wife and kids on Eadu, and then I do it again the next day. Your classic man in the white Phase III armor.
And I’d cast my ballot for Supreme Leader Snoke, if we had voting. I’m a law-and-order guy, obviously, so I’m with him on exterminating all Resistance scum. I love his First Order First agenda of building a force field around our planets and making those freeloading aliens in the Mos Eisley Cantina pay for it. Oh, yeah, and draining the swamp on Dagobah—Snoke tells it like it is, and if you can’t handle it, go back to your own galaxy...
Read the full story here: A Stormtrooper Reconsiders His Support for Snoke | The New Yorker